Defense Force: Heroes by The Hour Chap 14A few days later Dianna handed Tommy a sketch.“What’s this Dia?” He looked over the colored drawing.“A concept for your hero costume, what you thought Abby was just going to let you get her car dirty every time you decided to take a job with us?”“So I am a member of Defense Force now?”“Well you were planning to have job over the summer right?”“Yeah, um is this costume going to be spandex?” She smiled at him.“No it was going to be like my hoodie, one of Tabitha’s Kevlar cotton hybrids, but if you want it to be spandex…”she winked at him. As if on cue the plump girl in the silver hoodie came up.“Dianna think you can put a rush job on Tommy’s costume?” The girl adjusted her glasses while catching her breath.“Why what’s up?” The brunette asked with a smile bright enough to rival the sun.“The Mayor is honoring us this Saturday!”The fateful day
Defense Force: Heroes by The Hour Chap 13The green Dodge arrived quickly.“I love that licenses plate changer you got me Bit. And the 3mr1d5k3r plate you got me.” Emerald Striker commented getting out of the vehicle. Lightning got out of the shotgun seat.“Well we better follow the sounds of chaos.” The yellow hoodie wearer commented looking at the path craved from destruction before them. Tommy gulped looking at the toppled cars. ‘How is that we can bring forth this much anarchy,’ circled through his mind.“Alright let’s get after them!” Circuit declared setting her gun to stun.They proceeded into the thick of things. Loud screams and music drowned out the hero’s shouting of ‘cease and desist’.“That thing got a megaphone?” Emerald Striker asked poking her girlfriend’s armor.“Oh it’s got something waaaay better.” Circuit smirked behind her helmet. Suddenly all the electronic devices in the area with a speaker h
Defense Force: Heroes by The Hour Chap 12Tommy and Dianna were silently playing their PSPs when Tabitha and Abby returned.“Wow they broke from the debating,” Abby whispered into Tabitha's ear. Tabitha couldn't help but giggle a bit, pulling her friends away from their games.“What's so funny?” Tommy asked.“Oh nothing. Just the fact you caught super powers!”“What?” Tommy laughed at the idea.“It's true,” Abby said turning the television on, “hey they're near downtown. Maybe they busted the punks who hurt ya Bit?” She turned up the news cast.“We are here in Downtown San Francisco where a protest has turned into a full scale riot!” The reporter said as the background displayed many scenes of chaos. Windows being smashed, cars being toppled. “Police have arrived on scene, in riot gear, however…” That is when a huge missile hit the ground in front of the officers.“Holy shit,” the quartet of teens said in unison.
Defense Force: Heroes by The Hour Chap 11“Well hi, Abby, Tabitha,” Claudia said brightly inviting her son's best friends in.“Where is Tommy?” Audrey asked sitting down on the couch as the plump glasses wearer, and the semi-muscular girl in the all but tattered black t-Shirt made their way into the living room.“We'll ask the questions around here Dr. Harrper!” Tabitha decided to play bad cop.“What Tabitha means to say Audrey,” Abby began as they sat, and Claudia crawled up with her wife, “Today Tommy made rocks fly.” Tabitha busted out.“Um what?” His parents scratched their heads in confusion.“Yeah,” Abby resumed calmly, “and ever since then he's been leaking this ‘other worldly’ radiation. So guess what I am trying to ask is…”“HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TURNING HIM INTO AN ALIEN WEAPON!?!?!” Tabitha interrupted. Abby rolled her eyes.“Is there anything that might not be of this world?” T
Defense Force: Heroes by The Hour Chap 10“Just call Abby,” Tommy complained as he played his PSP in one of Tabitha’s human sized study tubes, “but give me my clothes back!”“Beat that level yet?” Tabitha attempts to change the subject.“Call Abby now,” Tommy reiterates ignoring her question, “why did you take my clothes!”“I mean people don't just spontaneously control rocks, and now you are oozing a strange radiation! I have to get the clothes examined since they might have absorbed a good chunk of it from when you first attacked.”“You know Abby is smart too, so call her.”“Maybe after a nap, fresh eyes you.”“TABITHA CALL ABBY NOW! AND GET ME SOME CLOTHES!”“Ok, okay.” After a short bit Tommy was sitting in a chair pulling on the shirt that had ‘20% Cooler in 10 Seconds Flat!’ written across it.“You are cruel Tabitha,” he groaned.“Sorry, but Winslow is having your clo
Defense Force: Heroes by The Hour Chap 9On their way back out of the office, they noticed that the crowd had grown.“Last chance on the sunglasses,” Tommy jokingly suggested once more.“Like you said not many people know I am, it is like I have a secret identity even though I don’t hide it.” Tabitha adjusted her glasses.“OH BEHOLD MY FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE LONG DEAD MIDDLE CLASS! THERE IS ONE OF THE MURDERS OF OUR SOCIAL CLASS, or as they like to be called a one percenter, TABITHA LANNING!” The leader of this ‘peaceful’ assembly screamed over his megaphone. It was as if he knew that this would change the situation from a soft boil to raging inferno, because almost immediately, members of the gathering broke off and raced towards the young teens.“Uh, oh,” Tabitha commented as she and Tommy began running away from the gang. Looking back they saw many of them getting weapons, mostly rocks and chunks of concrete, but a few did manage to pick up some pipes out of
Defense Force: Heroes by The Hour Chap 8They proceeded downtown.“STAND DOWN SAN FRANCISCO!” A group of people shouted in unison.“Ugh great, Occupy Wall Street ended, now they needed a new target.” Tabitha scowls heading to the Doctor’s office.“Yeah seems Silicon Valley tech companies are the target now…should I get you some sun glasses?”“No.” She pouted at her dark skinned companion.“I’m just saying if I was in your position, I would totally want shades.” Tommy’s golden eyes sparked with nervousness. “Yeah right,” Tabitha remarked rolling her blue eyes as they walked towards the office."I'm serious," Tommy pleaded as Tabitha made her way to the vending machine on the corner."Uh huh, sure," Tabitha sarcastically replied as she opened her root beer."You quit your diet?""No it is diet," Tabitha commented looking over her drink."Why are you on it anyway?" Tommy raised an eyebrow, "I mean that 'armor' looked like it w
Defense Force: Heroes by The Hour Chap 7“Was the outfit change really necessary, Tabitha?” Tommy asked as they walked into the lab.“Yes, yes it was,” Tabitha exclaimed as she rushed to her work bench, lab coat swishing with each step. “Mind handing me the blow torch?” She asked adjusting her goggles and brushing one of her hot pink highlights away.“Sure,” he hands it to her, “so what are you working on anyway?”“The reason I'm on my diet.” She says using the blow torch. Moments of constant work passed until... “Behold!” Tabitha declares as her work bench rises up to reveal.“Chrome armor?” Tommy suspiciously raised an eyebrow.“I call it ‘Project Circuit.’ Because ‘Circuit’ would be my super heroine name.”“What are you talking about?”“It's just an emergency measure, Tommy. I mean ever since I installed that chip into me,” she instinctively pointed to her
Defense Force: Heroes by The Hour Chap 6 “-so STUPID?” The tall red head with a pixie cut unknowingly and not so eloquently finished the question across town as she slammed the hood of her green 1969 Dodge Challenger down.“I still can't believe you dumped Tommy, for know-it-all Tabitha, who you constantly argue with all the Abby!” The skinny brunette girl comments as she hands the red head a towel.“Thanks, Dianna,” Abby replies as she towel off, “, and I didn't dump Tommy we both work better as friends, plus he's not really my type.”“What a boy? I mean with your Power Girl rack you could have any guy.” Dianna pouted folding her arms over her, certainly flatter than Abby’s, chest.“No, when I want a guy I want one who's strong, maybe a bit sensitive, and Tommy's just a nice guy. But with the ladies. All I want is at least one of the three Bs, brains, boobs, or bucks, in that order. Bit has all three.”“Yet her chest is flatter t
How to Make a decent homestuck troll OC.THE DO'S AND DO NOT'S OF MAKING A HOMESTUCK TROLL OC.1) THE NAME.- Make it something we can pronounce. Not some stupid shit like Jukgth Ghtyfk.- The first name HAS TO BE 6 LETTERS long.- The last name HAS TO BE 6 LETTERS long as well.- Your troll CANNOT have the last name of an actual canon troll.- Nor can they be related at all.2) TYPING QUIRKS.- Make it something readable at least. Keep it simple.- Don't use the ones that are over used. Like replacing S with $.- Be creative.3) BLOOD COLORS.- Be realistic guys and stay with the program. Don't make them have some stupid rainbow blood or something. That screams Mary-sue.- Your troll may be a mutant blood. It is rare but it happens. So it's okay, just don't make them flaunt it. They will be culled.- Black and White are not colors, they are shades and tints. So therefor they cannot be blood COLORS. (This includes grey/gray)- Lime is a canon color, but lime bloods have gone extinct.- Your trolls blood cannot change colors.
On VoreI have uploaded two new essays on vore:Premature Birth = Vore Love?Vore Community Statistics Welcome to my essay on the very diverse and unusual subject of vore. If you are reading this out of curiosity or to learn more about vore, then you've come to the right place. If you are here because you do not understand vore, then I would encourage you to read the entire essay, as you will likely learn quite a bit. Regardless of how you found the essay or your reason for reading, I would love to hear your feedback, so please feel free to post a comment - after you have read the essay in it's entirety. Overview Well, first off, what exactly is vore? At its barest minimum, vore is a fascination with the idea of being eaten or eating another being. However, vore is a very c
How to do a hogtieA hogtie, is any tie in which the hands and feet of the captive are joined by a piece of rope, a strap, a piece of tape, chains, etc.In a hogtie, the captive's hands are usually bound behind their back, but not always.A person hogtied is usually hogtied while lying on their belly, a person can be hogtied while kneeling; that is called a 'standing hogtie,' a person who is hogtied may be rolled onto their side; this is usually more comfortable long-term for the captive.Here are a few simple hogties:Simple hogtie:Take a piece of rope, at least three feet/one meter long(the longer the rope, the more comfortable the captive); form a loop in both ends. Put Captive's hands through one loop, and feet through the other.Pros: simple, quick, can be done for oneself, and relatively easy to escape from in an emergency(good for self-bondage).Cons: easy to escape from, loops can tighten and cut off circulation.Three-Piece Hogtie:Requires three pieces of rope, two about three feet(one meter)
Dear Yaoi Fangirls: I Hate YouIt's true.I hate yaoi fangirls, and I am one.You may be looking at me with tears in your eyes right now and saying, "Why Chopstick... why?!" Well, I'm gonna tell you why.1. You're just writing about them because they're hot.Let's just forget that they hated each other in the game. Let's completely forget that both of them were completely straight and had loving girlfriends in the anime. And heaven forbid I bring up the idea that they were really "just friends" in the manga. I'm not really bitching about drabbles or crackfics so much as I am the fifty-page-long epics that completely ignore canon. AND I MEAN COMPLETELY.Rinoa was just so whiny and Squall and Seifer were just SO KAWAII, you HAD to kill her or maim her or turn her into a ditzy bitch that Squall despised. I hated her too, you know, but I'm not willing to actually sit down and write her out of the picture in such an abrupt and unlikely way it could be considered a cop-out. For gods' sake, have pride in w
Sonic Boom Boom Boom BoomFor almost 12 years I’ve tried warning people of a disturbing trend in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Sonic is being slowly gutted. We went from potentially being a grand mythology to be than nothing more than an advertisement for itself with no greater depth than a single pancake. During all these years I’ve tried to warn people but they would not listen. I was simply dismissed as some sort of fanatic, accused of needlessly causing drama, told not to take this so seriously, and have even been harassed and cyberstalked over this. While all of this was going on, the evidence was building up that so many things that could have made things good are being taken away little by little until one day there will be nothing left. I guess the reason why so few seem to notice or care is because it has been going on so gradually. So what is this decay? It is the decay of story, as well as the feeling that the people working on this seem to care. (Yes I am aware that game play is a fa
Why 'Marriage?'Why can't gays have all the rights as married straight couples, just not the title of marriage?Why can't women have all the same voting rights as men, just not the title of being a voter?Why can't immigrants have all the same rights as natives, just not the title of being American?Why can't Muslim Americans have all the same religious rights as us, just not the title of being patriotic? Why can't black people get the same water as white people, just not from the same water fountain? Because to accept anything less than equality is inequality. If a couple is dedicated and works hard to achieve something such as a long-term relationship, they deserve the title. They do not deserve to have their efforts cast aside and labeled with some second-class bastardization of the reward. A marriage is a marriage. Accept nothing less.
Deep Cliff #15 The Top 10 Disney Heroines!Question: Who is the best Disney princess?Hello, and welcome to yet another Deep Cliff, where I listen to your questions and bring you in depth answers. Today’s question is one that is a little bit more opinionated than some of the others I’ve gotten. I’ve been asked which of the Disney princesses stands out the most and could be considered the best. The reason, I think, for why this question is asked is because Disney princesses are often put into their own stereotypes. They’re often damsels that want more out of life, and desire a world and a life beyond what they are used to (what I refer to as the “Princess Syndrome”) and for this reason, the princesses of Disney have gotten a bad reputation.With that said, I can’t say that they are all bad. In fact, in many ways, I think that several of the heroines of Disney stand out very well. For that reason, rather than simply tell you who I think is the best, I’ll list out the top 10 D
RorschachRorschach is a moter fucking badass this is a promo saying read Watchmen and/or be one of the ones that Watches the Watchmen.